neptunain:

honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

charl-plural:

bloodbending:

noctstiel:

bloodbending:

bloodbending:

idea: the porn olympics, where people compete to have the most nsfw stuff on their monitors as dangerously close to their parents as possible without them seeing

image

GAME START

why is your dad shirtless

he’s hispanic it happens

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i win

piplups:

when u post a selfie and nobody reblogs it image

alfredont:

THIS IS THE WHOLE PLOT TO MEAN GIRLS AND I DIDNT G ET IT UNTIL NOW. THANK YOU RACHAEL

theawesomeadventurer:

evacu0:

theawesomeadventurer:

Look at my nails omfg

How did you take that photo?!?

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

“I crave touch, yet I flinch every time someone is close enough.”

I have become rather fearful I suppose.  (via dollpoetry) —